Writing Snippets

"Rifling through paper can be a hazardous job. However the solution to painful paper cuts is already here. 

According to Statista, in 2019 the U.S. sold $113.6 million dollars of private brands of band-aids. Ouch! Well, 'no more tears' and I’m not talking about a children’s shampoo but recycled stone paper.  Band-Aid companies will be shedding a few tears though.  No more paper cuts means less band-aids being sold.

Recycled stone paper can be written on while taking a bubble bath; without washing away your thoughts on paper.  The paper made from recycled stone is silky smooth and tear resistant. No bleach used to whiten it!"

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"Unless you’re hand modelling for band aid companies, don’t adopt a cat until you do your research first because some cat breeds are more docile then others."

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"....English is not simply plain English and it hasn’t been for centuries because as people spread out into their own communities they simply tweak a few words to mold into their own language."

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"You’re feeling generous and loan your paperback to your friend who has a hoarder’s disorder and never got it back.  Oh beloved paperback it’s time I said goodbye to you and trade you in for a digital version."

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"What does a joyful friendship mean to you?

For me it’s having a friend who doesn’t change their personality nor ignore me when they spend time with other people. Is willing to offer constructive criticism when they know it can be of benefit to me. Is happy to be my friend regardless of race.  Has the courtesy to speak English other than their own language while I’m present when their friends can all understand and speak English."

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